I just realized you American fuckholes have no idea what these are.
These little pieces of heaven are called Tim Bits (it’s only morbid if you know that the namesake of this awesome ass coffee place died in a car crash.)
These orgasmic mouth fillers (no seriously, they fill your mouth to just the right amount) come in a fucking trucks worth of different flavoUrs. They’re like donut holes but better.
These little fuckers come in packs of ten, twenty and forty and are cheap as dirt. Teachers get these little tastes of gods perfection as rewards for hard working students. That’s why everyone in Canada has As (or should I say ‘eh’s?)
Oh fuck right off with your elitist Canadian attitude. It’s a donut hole and we have them here too, in dozens of flavors and dirt fucking cheap.
Canada may have universal healthcare, better schools, and a significantly lower crime rate…but the one thing you can’t beat America on is food. We have major issues in this country but god dammit we know how to eat. Junk food is a fucking religion here and no one can debate that.
Oh and you know what fuckhole, we did it first.
1972 - the Munchkin is introduced
The treats were introduced in April 1976
Suck my dick copycats.
This is perfect Will.
What Bryan said.
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