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thehomolifesite:

What’s the true definition of a twink you may ask? Besides being the homosexual male’s youngest and most hairless sub-species, twinks have a couple of other traits and here’s a quick guide to determine if you can wear the twink badge of (dis)honor. You may be a twink if:
  • You’ve seen every cycle of America’s Next Top Model at least three times.
  • You worship Honey Boo Boo and mourn the loss of gay icon Glitzy the Pig.
  • A typical lunch is a can of Red Bull.
  • You wear Lady Gaga’s perfume “Fame.”
  • You can do makeup better than any star ofTeen Mom.
  • You own a jockstrap but you don’t play sports.
  • You have a One Direction poster.
  • You respond to all of your tweets with a gif fromRealityTVGifs.
  • You only talk to people who have iPhones.
  • You watch everything Bravo-related: re-runs ofKathy Griffin’s My Life on The D-List, theReal Housewives,Watch What Happens Live, andFlipping Out.
  • You’ve had sushi at least once this week.
  • You want to go to a taping of Anderson Cooper’s talk show.
  • It’s never too early to start drinking.
  • Your vocabulary mostly consists of ratchet, slay, stan, twerk, HBIC, flaw-free, and kiki (a few of which should be banned).
  • You wish you were onRuPaul’s Drag Race.
  • You know whatTOWIEstands for.
  • You’ve ordered a salad at McDonald’s.
  • You refuse to wear underwear that cost less than $20.

READ THE REST OF THE ARTICLE HERE!

FUCK OFF

STOP

JFC, what a wonderful “community” we’re a part of.

well, the jockstrap and underwear ones.. with the exception that I refuse to wear underwear under $20 only if my date is going to see them.

I may be part twink, guys.

(via jamespmberry)

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  1. mr-distraction reblogged this from jchacon4
  2. sexygaymes reblogged this from thehomolifesite and added:
    im not a twink :c
  3. mimicryisnotmastery reblogged this from jamespmberry
  4. adamk17 reblogged this from thehomolifesite and added:
    2/39 Not a twink (The Anderson Cooper and Mean Girls ones).
  5. grumpyblack reblogged this from thehomolifesite
  6. jchacon4 reblogged this from thehomolifesite and added:
    OMG yes
  7. tattoosandtassels reblogged this from thehomolifesite
  8. thatscutekid reblogged this from derych
  9. autie-baeddel-cat reblogged this from dangercupcakemurdericing and added:
    File OP with the “We don’t want you in OUR community unless you assimilate!” crowd. Also a good example of “YOU are the...
  10. derych reblogged this from jamespmberry and added:
    What. In Shitting. Hell.
  11. dangercupcakemurdericing reblogged this from jamespmberry
  12. aphienai reblogged this from jon-o-rama and added:
    Barely any of these apply to me. Which I’m rather glad of.
  13. lilwaynegacyjr reblogged this from jon-o-rama and added:
    39 Signs You’re A Twink I’m genuinely none of these.
  14. jon-o-rama reblogged this from jamespmberry and added:
    well, the jockstrap and underwear ones.. with the exception that I refuse to wear underwear under $20 only if my date is...
  15. microwaveofficial reblogged this from jamespmberry
  16. jamespmberry reblogged this from fakespiderwebs and added:
    JFC, what a wonderful “community” we’re a part of.
  17. beingassertive reblogged this from calebgalatea and added:
    thanks Caleb but the reason I asked the question was because I already read the article.
  18. diorintherain reblogged this from thehomolifesite
  19. ruben-lara reblogged this from fakespiderwebs and added:
    reasons bear culture and most femme-shaming gay subcultures are just bullshit go fuck yourself
  20. oh-so-debonair-deejay reblogged this from thehomolifesite
  21. fakespiderwebs reblogged this from thehomolifesite and added:
    FUCK OFFSTOP
  22. calebgalatea reblogged this from thehomolifesite and added:
    for mikey
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